Check out these people over there
They're counting their blisters and shifting their hair
Why are they so polite, but only when it rains
When the sun is out they whisper and want to see you in pain

Check out this comical act over here
One man's the straight man and the other full of cheer
A voice from the crowd shouts out 'who really cares'
Each spectator is faceless as they hide all their fears

How would you like to be in Lindsay Lohans's shoes
Would you rather be like Britney Spears strung out on pills and lots of booze
Or would you rather be like Paris Hilton moving into a temporary home
Hollywood girls who have it all will die here all alone

Check out this new flick I heard about
Is it a thumbs up or a thumbs down
I paid nine dollars just to have a seat
Behind me everyone was talking out loud

How would you like to be in Nicole Ritchie's shoes
Would you rather be the Olson twins, lost, dazed, and confused
Or would you rather be like Drew Barymoore, well now she's doing just fine
Hollywood girls out on their own not knowing what they left behind

How would you like to be in Lindsay Lohans's shoes
Would you rather be like Britney Spears strung out on pills and lots of booze
Or would you rather be like Paris Hilton moving into a temporary home
Hollywood girls who have it all will die here all alone

By: Bruce Clifford
5/31/07